Witless Protection

Larry the Cable Guy returns for another comic misadventure as a small town sheriff who unwittingly gets involved in a high profile FBI case in Liongate's new comedy, WITLESS PROTECTION. During a routine day spent patrolling his small town, Larry witnesses a beautiful, high-class woman, Madeleine, being held against her will by four mysterious, black-suited men. Recognizing the opportunity to save the day, Larry kidnaps her, only to learn that Madeleine is actually a key witness in a high-stakes Chicago crime case and her captors are FBI agents assigned to protect her. Madeleine is furious. But Larry, who rightly suspects the agents are crooked and Madeleine is in danger, forces her on a harebrained trip to Chicago to solve the case himself. Together, the hilariously mismatched duo must grapple with angry FBI, agents quack doors and Chicago high society in his funniest, most unpredictable adventure yet.

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Release Date: February 22, 2008
Genre: Comedy, Crime and Gangster
Running Time:
Distributor(s): Lionsgate
Tagline: Protecting America's assets.
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for crude and sex-related humor.

Director:
Charles Robert Carner

Writer(s):
Charles Robert Carner - Screenplay
Alan C. Blomquist - Screenplay
Charles Robert Carner - Story By

Producer(s):
Tom Busch - Executive Producer
J.P. Williams - Producer
Alan C. Blomquist - Producer
Maggie Houlehan - Associate Producer
Jennifer Novak - Associate Producer

Movie Casts:
Peter Stormare
Eric Roberts
Jenny McCarthy
Ivana Milicevic
Joe Mantegna
Larry The Cable Guy - Larry
Yaphet Kotto
Lisa Lampanelli
Giota Trakas - Photographer
Debbi Burns - Pedestrian at Motel
Cyn Dulay - Mansion Guest
Tara Ketterer - Beauty Queen
J. David Moeller - Elmer
Kurt Naebig - Mark Bedell
Joseph Luis Caballero - MIB #3
James Pusztay - Biker
Steve Christopher - Butcher
Tommy Bartlett - Polo match guest
Will Clinger - Bo
Gail Rastorfer - Morgana Grimsley
Perry Crylen - Biker
Thomas Craven - Biker
Henry Sandifer - FBI Agent
Rachael Dayne - P.M.S. Girl
Joe Sinopoli - Busboy
Kyle Hillman - Chicago Police Officer
Krista McEnany - Charity Ball Guest
Emily Margaret Heitzer - Grimsley Party Guest
Dan Waller - Agent Orange
Emir Yonzon - TSA Supervisor
Lynnette Gaza - Lillian - Duchess of Derbyshire
Robert G Beck - Video Training Guy
Omar Dykes - Gus

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