Meet The Spartans

The warriors of 300 might have been able to hold their own--at least for awhile--against an army of thousands, but can they defend themselves against this satire? From the minds behind EPIC MOVIE, MEET THE SPARTANS tackles everything from the action movie to YOU GOT SERVED to Britney Spears.

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Release Date: January 25, 2008
Genre: Comedy
Running Time:
Distributor(s): 20th Century Fox Distribution
Tagline: The Bigger The Hit The Harder They Fall.
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for crude and sexual content throughout, language and some comic violence.

Directors:
Jason Friedberg - Director
Aaron Seltzer - Director

Writer(s):
Jason Friedberg - Screenplay
Aaron Seltzer - Screenplay

Producer(s):
Arnon Milchan - Executive Producer
Jason Friedberg - Producer
Aaron Seltzer - Producer
Peter Safran - Producer
Mark McNair - Co-Producer

Movie Casts:
Carmen Electra
Diedrich Bader - Traitoro
Kevin Sorbo - Captain
Sean Maguire - Leonidas
Martin Klebba - Mumbles
Greg Ellis - Shrek
Method Man - Persian Emissary
Crista Flanagan - Ugly Betty / Spartan Girl
Emily Wilson - Lindsay Lohan
Nicole Parker - Britney Spears
Jenny Robinson - Britney Spears Dancer
Robin Atkin Downes - Narrator (voice)
Travis Van Winkle - Sonio
Tony Yalda - Sanjaya
Jim Piddock - Loyalist
Tim Connolly - Spartan Soldier
Zachary Dylan Smith - Leonidas @ 10
Jessica Heap - Spartan Woman's Friend
Courtney Shay Young - Hooters girl / Pretty girl #12
Nick Steele - K-Fed
Jareb Dauplaise - Actor
Jim Nieb - President George W Bush
Nate Haden - Ryan Seacrest
Ike Barinholtz - Prophet #1
Kim Kindrick - Harem
Micaela Santos - Hooter's girl / Pretty girl
Tiffany Haddish - Bagger
Theo Kypri - Ghost Rider
Briana Barran - Hooters Girl #1 / Pretty Girl #1
Vilayna LaSalle - Pretty Girl #7 / Xerxes slave girl
Hunter Clary - Leo Jr.
Ryan Watson - Spartan Soldier
Chris Gann - Spartan soldier
Eddie Perez - Tattooed gang member
Jenny Costa - Tyra Banks
Kenny Yates - Glen / Urban Kid / Persian Soldier
Dean Cochran
Dominique DuVernay - Harem
Willie Macc - Urban Kid #1
Chaz Smith - Spartan Citizen / Persian Soldier
Justin Smith - Jeremy
John Di Domenico - Donald Trump
Danny Cosmo Higginbottom - Persian Soldier #2 (as Danny Cosmo)
Lauren Walsh - Beautiful girl
Leon C. Carswell - Dancing Soldier
Belinda Waymouth - Twiggy
Michael Arnona - Spartan Gladiator
Jearl Vinot - Persian Soldier
Rene' J.F. Piazza - Paparazzi #2
Natasha Blasick - Pretty Girl #8
Sami Naveed - Carl / Urban Kid / Persian Soldier
Stephen Spell II - Core Spartan Warrior

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