The Hottie and the Nottie

Nate Cooper has been smitten with Cristabel Abbott since he first laid eyes on her at the impressionable age of six. In the intervening years, there have been other women in Nate's life, but none who could measure up to Cristabel.

Convinced Cristabel is the only girl for him, Nate decides to move back to L.A. and track her down. The good news: she's still single and stunning. The bad news: there's a reason she's still single. Cristabel's still best friends with the same ugly little girl from first grade, June Phigg. The two are inseparable. They live together. They go to yoga together. They would even go on double dates together...if only June could get a date. And Cristabel simply refuses to leave dear June home alone. Determined to spend as much time as possible with Cristabel, Nate sets out to find a boyfriend for June. But guys all flee at the sight of her, and it hits him: June needs a makeover. As Nate and June become friends and she emerges from her cocoon, Nate slowly realizes that the girl of his dreams may not be the hottie at all...

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Release Date: February 8, 2008
Genre: Comedy
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Distributor(s): Regent Releasing
Tagline: Christine Lakin is the hottie! ...Paris Hilton is the nottie...
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for crude and sexual content.

Director:
Tom Putnam (II)

Writer(s):
Heidi Ferrer (II) - Screenplay

Producer(s):
Hadeel Reda - Producer
Myles Nestel - Producer
Victoria Nevinny - Producer
Neal Ramer - Producer

Movie Casts:
Paris Hilton - Cristabelle Abbott
Joel Moore - Nate Cooper (as Joel David Moore)
Christine Lakin - June Phigg
Adam Kulbersh - Cole Slawsen
The Greg Wilson - Arno Blount
Johann Urb - Johann
Samantha Bailey - Little Girl
Erin Cardillo - Yoga Instructor
Karley Scott Collins - Young Cristabelle
Alessandra Daniele - Young June
Walter Delmar - Geek
Kurt Doss - Young Arno
Kathryn Fiore - Jane
Marcus Lindsey - Evil Konieval
Marianne Muellerleile - Mrs. Blount
Alexandra Nowak - Yoga Patron
Gino Anthony Pesi - Cheesy Guy
Shadii - Club Goer
Evan Shields - Club Patron
Lorraine Smith - Herself
Brianna Tatiana - Female Club Patron
Jason Thornton - Barry Abbott
Henry Fleming Wood - Club Patron 2

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